Not me Monday!

I did not "pretend" to do my taxes this week on Turbotax.com just to find out what my return would be, and then hit "Cancel" right before it asked for my credit card information. (& I am beyond thrilled that our return is higher than I expected!)

I did not get SUPER excited when Sweet Cheeks got his 2 (top) front teeth! (Finally! They have been trying to come in for WEEKS now and I couldn't be happier they finally broke through the skin!! )

I was not shocked and upset to find out that the jewler who re-sized my wedding rings also cracked the center stone. I also did not get defensive when she told me that *I* cracked it prior to coming in. (Humph! I originally had a 5.4 carat red tourmaline as the center stone in my engagement ring... but, now I am looking for something to replace it with. Something pretty. That sparkles.)

I have not had a nasty cold for the past 5 days..

I did not tear up watching "The Duggar's special delivery" last night. (Made me SO Thankful to have a healthy, "big" baby.) I also did not force ask Mr B to watch it with me.

I did not use excuses such as "Its snowing!" and "I have a cold!" to avoid working out this week. I would never use excuses to avoid doing something I don't want to do. Nope, Not me!!

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Hello, "Not me!" Monday.

I definately did not eat pie for breakfast the past 3 mornings... and then wonder why I have not lost any more weight. That would be counter-productive. (and delicious)

I did not schedule my night last night around the new episode of "Keeping up with the Kardashians" just to see if Khloe really was pregnant. & Then I did not have tears in my eyes when I figured out she had an early miscarriage. I am not that obsessed with celebrities. (It really was sad... sorry for the spoiler)

I did not skip on doing chores around the house this morning to facebook chat with a couple of my long-lost (and very missed) friends. I would never be so careless with household duties. (It was nice to catch up. Great, actually. Went perfectly with my 5,647,564 calorie pie)

For the 1st time ever.... "Not me!" Monday.

I did not get *slightly* jealous seeing all of the snow on the east coast this week. I would never wish for such a thing. Nope, Not me!

I did not answer the door wearing a nightgown (with messy bed-head hair & morning breath) when the DirectTv guy showed up today. I would never be so careless as to not be presentable when company arrived, and I certainly would never sleep through my alarm (only to be woken up by the annoying doorbell). Not me!

I did not spend $75 on 4 pictures of my Sweet Cheeks. I am not that obsessed with my sweet little guy. That's clearly WAAAAY too much money for 4 pictures.

I did not offer to make Mr B coffee today just because I wanted some. I would never hide my own wants behind a mask of kindness for others. Not me!

I most certainly did not watch the entire first season of Laguna Beach on MTV.com this week. I would never waste my time watching a drama-filled show with a bunch of teenagers as the cast. Obviously this would be a huge waste of time and I have better time management skills that that. I would never waste precious time watching old reality shows.... Nope.. Not me!

I did not squeal in delight when Mr B bought me Philosophy Creme Brulee shampoo. I also did not immediately run to the shower to wash my hair. I would never get as giddy as a school girl with a crush over shampoo. No, Not me!!