Monday, December 21, 2009
For the 1st time ever.... "Not me!" Monday.
I did not get *slightly* jealous seeing all of the snow on the east coast this week. I would never wish for such a thing. Nope, Not me!
I did not answer the door wearing a nightgown (with messy bed-head hair & morning breath) when the DirectTv guy showed up today. I would never be so careless as to not be presentable when company arrived, and I certainly would never sleep through my alarm (only to be woken up by the annoying doorbell). Not me!
I did not spend $75 on 4 pictures of my Sweet Cheeks. I am not that obsessed with my sweet little guy. That's clearly WAAAAY too much money for 4 pictures.
I did not offer to make Mr B coffee today just because I wanted some. I would never hide my own wants behind a mask of kindness for others. Not me!
I most certainly did not watch the entire first season of Laguna Beach on MTV.com this week. I would never waste my time watching a drama-filled show with a bunch of teenagers as the cast. Obviously this would be a huge waste of time and I have better time management skills that that. I would never waste precious time watching old reality shows.... Nope.. Not me!
I did not squeal in delight when Mr B bought me Philosophy Creme Brulee shampoo. I also did not immediately run to the shower to wash my hair. I would never get as giddy as a school girl with a crush over shampoo. No, Not me!!