Hello, "Not me!" Monday.

I definately did not eat pie for breakfast the past 3 mornings... and then wonder why I have not lost any more weight. That would be counter-productive. (and delicious)

I did not schedule my night last night around the new episode of "Keeping up with the Kardashians" just to see if Khloe really was pregnant. & Then I did not have tears in my eyes when I figured out she had an early miscarriage. I am not that obsessed with celebrities. (It really was sad... sorry for the spoiler)

I did not skip on doing chores around the house this morning to facebook chat with a couple of my long-lost (and very missed) friends. I would never be so careless with household duties. (It was nice to catch up. Great, actually. Went perfectly with my 5,647,564 calorie pie)

Have yourself a merry little Christmas...

"Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect."
~ Oren Arnold

"Maybe Christmas," he thought, "doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas... perhaps... means a little bit more."
~ Dr. Seuss

"Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we're here for something else besides ourselves."
~ Eric Sevareid


MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM MR & MRS B & SWEET CHEEKS.

Wordless Wednesday

HAPPY 5 MONTH-DAY, Sweet Cheeks!!

My sweet angel is 5 months old today... and just as adorable as ever!

For the 1st time ever.... "Not me!" Monday.

I did not get *slightly* jealous seeing all of the snow on the east coast this week. I would never wish for such a thing. Nope, Not me!

I did not answer the door wearing a nightgown (with messy bed-head hair & morning breath) when the DirectTv guy showed up today. I would never be so careless as to not be presentable when company arrived, and I certainly would never sleep through my alarm (only to be woken up by the annoying doorbell). Not me!

I did not spend $75 on 4 pictures of my Sweet Cheeks. I am not that obsessed with my sweet little guy. That's clearly WAAAAY too much money for 4 pictures.

I did not offer to make Mr B coffee today just because I wanted some. I would never hide my own wants behind a mask of kindness for others. Not me!

I most certainly did not watch the entire first season of Laguna Beach on MTV.com this week. I would never waste my time watching a drama-filled show with a bunch of teenagers as the cast. Obviously this would be a huge waste of time and I have better time management skills that that. I would never waste precious time watching old reality shows.... Nope.. Not me!

I did not squeal in delight when Mr B bought me Philosophy Creme Brulee shampoo. I also did not immediately run to the shower to wash my hair. I would never get as giddy as a school girl with a crush over shampoo. No, Not me!!